He has a name. The family just calls him "The ATM." Open around the clock, never charges a fee, somehow always running low by Sunday. This is the funny-dad centerpiece of our Family Payroll set — the machine that keeps the whole operation liquid.
Soft cotton/cotton-blend unisex tee, classic fit, large print.
👉 Meet the rest of the payroll — shop the Family Payroll Matching Set.
